Kevin Connolly vs. David Faustino

The fact that Ryan Malloy is getting super famous while Bud Bundy is a laughing stock is one of the great injustices in the world.

I love Christmastime and all

But you know what gets annoying?

"Baby It's Cold Outside."

On loop.

In every store ever.

For the next three weeks.

James Bond Movie Checklist

Official EON Films:
Sean Connery:
1. Dr. No (1962)
2. From Russia With Love (1963)  ✓
3. Goldfinger (1964)
4. Thunderball (1965)
5. You Only Live Twice (1967)

George Lazenby:
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Sean Connery:
7. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Roger Moore:
8. Live and Let Die (1973)
9. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
10. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
11. Moonraker (1979)
12. For Your Eyes Only (1981)
13. Octopussy (1983)
14. A View to a Kill (1985)  ✓

Timothy Dalton:
15. The Living Daylights (1987)
16. Licence to Kill (1989)  ✓

Pierce Brosnan:
17. GoldenEye (1995)  ✓
18. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)  ✓
19. The World is Not Enough (1999)  ✓
20. Die Another Day (2002)  ✓

Daniel Craig
21. Casino Royale (2006)  ✓
22. Quantum of Solace (2008)  ✓


Non-EON Films:
1. Casino Royale (1967, spoof with David Niven as Bond)
2. Never Say Never Again (1983, remake of Thunderball with a 53-year-old Sean Connery as Bond)

Total: 9 of 24

I have a brilliant idea

Let's save everyone a lot of pain and heartache and make affect and effect one word.


Æffect.
 
 

This will only make sense to 14% of the computer using population

I don't know how you Left Dock-ers do it.

Bottom Dock rules.
 

DQ will ruin your life

I just had a sudden craving for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Probably because I was eating a plain Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and thinking, "You know what this is missing? ... Ice cream."

How to make sure you do nothing on a Friday night

When you want to make plans to have a night out with friends, the ideal way is to send an e-mail to all of them saying:

"Hey I think we should go to Power Plant. I'll be there around 8. Who's in?"

My friends send this e-mail:

"Hey does anyone maybe kind of want to possibly do something tonight? I think I'm free from 3 p.m. to 2 a.m. and am probably fine with any location from Raleigh, North Carolina, to Albany, New York. Suggestions?????"
 

Three Words

White. Mystery. Airheads.

Career Aspirations

Someday I hope to be able to say, "I make a cool twentieth of a million dollars a year."

$3.95 a gallon

Around my apartment regular unleaded is up to around $4.09 a gallon, so when I got gas yesterday near my work and saw the price, I actually thought to myself, "$3.95 a gallon!? They're practically givin' it away!"

How to Open a PDF

Go into your Applications folder and double click on Adobe Acrobat Reader.
Put a pot of coffee on.
Wait for it to brew.
Pour yourself a cup.
Check to see if Acrobat Reader is finished loading up.
(TIP: It's not.)
Eat breakfast.
Read the paper.
Go to the bathroom.
Click "NO" when Adobe asks if you'd like to install the latest updates (unless you have a long lunch meeting).
Go to File > Open and select the PDF you'd like to view.

Free Gym

Nothing guarantees that you will NOT go to the gym more than having access to a gym that you don't have to pay for.
 

Life Evaluation Questions with Dad

Form: GChat
Date: May 5, 2008

Me: on Saturday we went to the "Rockville pug meetup." It was about 40 pugs all in one place. Pretty funny stuff
My dad: I wasn't aware that Rockville had such a large gay community.

Thanks dad.