How to Open a PDF

Go into your Applications folder and double click on Adobe Acrobat Reader.
Put a pot of coffee on.
Wait for it to brew.
Pour yourself a cup.
Check to see if Acrobat Reader is finished loading up.
(TIP: It's not.)
Eat breakfast.
Read the paper.
Go to the bathroom.
Click "NO" when Adobe asks if you'd like to install the latest updates (unless you have a long lunch meeting).
Go to File > Open and select the PDF you'd like to view.

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Life Evaluation Questions with Dad

Form: GChat
Date: May 5, 2008

Me: on Saturday we went to the "Rockville pug meetup." It was about 40 pugs all in one place. Pretty funny stuff
My dad: I wasn't aware that Rockville had such a large gay community.

Thanks dad.